All about that Lifestyle

I must be missing something. 

Selling a show on HBO just doesn't feel young, cool, or hip. It isn't Ecca Vandal. It isn't Luigi. It isn't Banksy. 

If PlayStation wants to be about a lifestyle, it has to be about a style that has life left in it. It needs to be young.

Remember when PlayStation had a logo with color? Can we go back to that PlayStation?

Forget the PlayStation that embraced Crash Bandicoot. i don't want that back with the colorful logo. I want Sly. I want a PlayStation that embraces a law breaker with a name of a black funk band as it's mascot.

I want PlayStation back with a game about wrecking stuff made by a company that hired artists that did psychedelic, rock band covers.

PlayStation needs to be punk, not just disruptive, but plain disrespectful. They need that old Volition energy. I want a PlayStation that marries the irreverence of the WWE with Grand Theft Auto to make a point of how ridiculous Rockstar is. 

I need a PlayStation that listens to Nissan Altima instead of Anxiety. I need a PlayStation that drops the PL and goes full Ay Station. If they aren't going full Palo Alto, I need them to go full ATL. I need that Adult Swim energy. 

It is time PlayStation stops being about that Lifestyle and embraces that LIFE STYLE. That old Japanese aint it. It is time PlayStation got a little Okinawa.